bah

bah bah black sheep
have you any wool?


i'm freezing.
i need wool.
i need cotton.
i need lycra.
i need silk.
i need fur.

no i changed my mind.
i dont need fur!
HELLO? no dead animal skin draped ard my body please.
on second thought, i dont want no live animals on my body too.
which takes me back to an incident last yr.
a frog jumped on my bare foot.
yikes!
eww eww eww.
cold and slimy.
i can feel its stomach or abdomen expanding and convulsing.
PUI!
gross factor 10.
anyhows, i'm prob spending my last few days with my class.
i'm gg off to anotherclass!
i'm flying w/o wings..
oh yeah. what happened to the velvet teddy bear, ruben studdard?
i think he was sent to the toy farm.
HAHAHA!
funny right?
okay.
hoping for soccer boots.
hint hint.
my bday's coming la!
october.
-.-
oh ya.
HAPPY FORWARDED BDAY TO KAIYANG!
who turns 17 on 2 march.
a man indeed.
17 is the nicest age ever.
you're not that young, but not that old either.
sexy 17.
-.-
and wanqi.
I MISS YOU already.
wonder what's life gonna be like without your presence.
the presence of a pink girl.
or rather, pink gal.
(: but take care.
and cya at soccer trngs eh?
PS. you're an awesome defender la! no ball can get past your iron legs.

new skin

i just changed my skin on impulse.
and no kaiyang, it aint that skin you're thinking about.
maria is infront of me!
hi maria!
urbs.
and guess what?
i just cried my ass off in GP class.
mr tong played this game with us.
where we had to tell our classmate a quality that we dislike abt them.
heartwrenching.
i just bawled.
like a baby.
but as mr tong puts it, we dont cry cos we're weak.
we cry because we're human.
soccer trng tmr.
heard coach edward's coming.
edward scissorhands. LOL.
okay that was lame.

i heard justina sniffing beside me.
i think she's ovewhelmed by my coolness.
i cant help it.
i'm just so cool.
LOL!
stylo milo.

i want hersheys!
but somehow i know, its gonna give me zits.

ousted.

he did great.
but it wasnt enough.

but anyhows, ADRIANO GO GO GO!
(: tee hee hee.

crap on sat.

nudge nudge.
crap on sat does NOT refer to shitting on a saturday.
it actually means crapping on a saturday.
yeap.
crap on sat.
rhymes eh? *vaguely remembering someone calling me a poet*

CRAP ON SAT
a poem proudly presented by missdan.

it was a sat.
a really sad sat.
i saw a cat.
a really fat cat.
my stomach started to ache.
and i needed to release my chocolate cake.
so i ran.
ran ran ran.
miss dan ran.
dan ran ran.
ran dan ran.
ran to the loo.
the loo the loo.
the damn cool loo.
the damn cool poo.
the green green goo.
i said boo!
out came my brother who
said ah choo.
he's a kuku.
kuku as in diao.
not as in kuku jiao.
i know i'm a girl
and shouldnt be vulgar
but wa piang
some guys damn niang.
okay back to the loo
where i was about to poo
i groaned
and moaned
cringed and loathed
out came the poo
brown brown poo
smelly brown poo
big lumpy poo
yeah i did my crap
on a really nice sat.
crap on sat.
crap on sat.
dan did some crap on sat.




okay. i think i should stick to hist instead.
no lit fer me!



junyang spotted eating at NY canteen! gasp.

bah. it's only mr foo, a chem teacher in sch.
but he looks damn like jy la!
and a certain girl is nuts abt him.
i shant reveal the girl's name.



dont worry serene, i'll keep your secret safe.



and did you know i have a hidden talent?
i can play the erhu!


waleow. dont doubt me k.
i'll show you evidence.






SEE?
i'm multi-talelented.

except the part where i claimed i'ma poet.

be amazed.

come one day, there'll be an invasion in NY.
invasion of what? * some people scream*



invasion of xms people.
i am so not kidding.
the amt will scare you. freak you out. make you gasp in shock.
do not scream.
do not shriek.
the xinminites do not like it.
they do not appreciate noise.
the scary is about to get scarier.



okay.
i was crapping.
HEY HEY HEY who can blame me?
i stoned. i rotted. i disintegrated.
i need self entertainment!

i'm waiting.
waiting for th second intake.
for liberation.

soccer on tues.
aprie! you better watch out.
HAH keep wanna fight me.
still oleh me somemore!
BAH! haha.
i'm coming after you.
after soccer, shuen went with her 'friend' (snorts)
and justina, wanqiko and i sat down to talk.
a long long talk.
talk about despos.
about love.
about family.
i told them abt me.
abt me not really having a dad.
they didnt laugh.
they didnt despise.
they consoled, comforted, assured.
thats what friends are for, eh?
then qiko went home.
me and justina continued talking. haha.
yak yak yak.
blah blah blah.
we grew closer. and closer.
closer.
until....
(minds start wandering)
until we decided to go home.
saw kiyoko and lynette boarding 53.
amd coach jerry at bus stop.
he daoed us.
HUMPH!
and he claimed that we daoed him first.
ridiculous!
actually i think we did.
oops.

and i went for the campus superstar revival round!
YAYNESS!
the ny people were like damn enthu this time round!
HAH must be my influence. LOL.
and my shuai dai le poster could be seen damn clearly!
pity samuel was out.
but adriano rocks too.
melt melt melt.
le sigh.

geraldine GO GO GO!
i stayed back to take some pics.
but adriano dint come out.
BAH!
i stayed till like 12 plus lah.
then went home to sleep.
ZZZ.



queensway? buy boots?
all's undecided.



i want alcohol.
more more more.
(i sound like a drunkard la)



okay i conclude that NY uniform CMI.
look damn dull and gloomy!
taht is, unless, you possess the undesired ny face.
and unfortunately, or you can say fortunately, i dont have the ny face.
YAYNESS.
(:


i can imagine it all in my head now.
XMS will totally own NY.

and no, contary to popular belief, the XMS logo on our shirts does not refer to christmas.
but gd try.

once a class, always a class.

this PAE/JAE thing is driving me up the wall.

meeting new people, getting splited up, meeting more new people.
and after 2nd intake, more new people.
BAH! why cant they just put the OG into a class or sth?
all the 'shen lee si bieh' nonsense is killing me.

it was tie-day.

sequeira acting shuai.

yours truly, huifang, justina. they were the first two people i knew in 0601.

that was my hand, yeah. trouble-maker heh heh heh.

junru/justina. i'm the third party between them. hah NAH they're zhonghua alumnis!(:

fabric of the nation.

i crash their chi lep class all the time. DAMN CHEENA i tell you.

their lep teacher. cute eh?

geog teacher audrey koh. she's really nice.

THIS is the real thing. ruoyi and serene GO GO GO!

kbox mania. justina/serene.

HAHA! justina is paranoid.

AH RU.

the best-looking teachers in sch. ahem.

eh what's your problem man? huh, wanna fight is it? LOL!

boom. class pic.

boom boom. another one.



PSST.



PSST PSST.





what?


tell you a secret.





I LOVE NY TO BITS.
and i'll never leave this place ever.

0601

regret.
i've never really spent any gd times with my class.
remorse.
i was always hanging out with my og instead.

it was always like that.
after sch, og og og.
outings? og og og.
i'm sorry, 0601.

but nevertheless, i love you guys.
esp after the karaoke session!

the pool session.

sq and yx. hippy people (:

ruoyi and serene. bian tai people. (ignore my face)

and my bestie in 0601, justina.

and soccer mates.


different people. different grps.
they all make me a happier person.

yes, i'm a fool.

this image. so perfect yet shattered. it's no longer there. new school. new friends. new me?


yet, these are the ones gg to ny. same school. same friends. same me?

it was my dream to go to SA.
that is, until, i came into NY.
suddenly, that dream didnt seem so perfect anymore.
suddenly, the uniform wasnt as appealing.
choices. choices. choices.
i pondered hard.
and decided on the path i was going to take.
i shant say anything here.
it shall be a surprise.

ilovesoccerprac! :D




retarded. hahah.

whew.

after all the whining and depression, i find that i didnt have to leave ny at all!
i had a good nights sleep the day before, i was just too tired to worry bout friday.
so i zonked out.
and awoke on a beautiful 11 am.
(beauty sleep is very impt. HAHAHA.)
i walked ard the house like a zombie.
up and down.
in and out.
i kept imagining scenes.
(mr pah: cheryl, you have done terribly! you should be ashamed of yourself. ARGHHH.)
when i arrived at sch, everything was a blur.
and i saw a ny booth being set up, complete with mr mao and mr quek. LOL!
is ny that desperate?
nah, i guess xms is too sought after. HUR HUR.

moving up to hall.
i could hear whimpers and sighs.
sat down.
people freaking out.
and we had a really unnecessary talk.
BAH! just give us the results you goon!
jye yee and chloe were the top scorers, with 10 a1s.
i was like WHOA.
so pro.
and there were many many people with perfect scores.
as mrs low had put it, xms had done really well this yr.
we had 60% distinction in eng.
and over 92% distinction in math.
and 100% passes in hmt.
and 99.6% of the cohort making it to jc.
that's wondeful.
and i was glad to be part of it.
then came the results.
at first i was like OKAY LETS DO THIS.
then i saw mr pah and was like LETS NOT DO THIS.
but no choice.
i walked up to him.
he handed me a piece of browny thing.
i looked down.
and saw masses of words.
i couldnt comprehend.
i saw ones and twos and threes.
i couldnt count.
mr pah smiled at me.
in my mind: omg is he consoling me?
he smiled even wider.
then i tore the purple thingy.
there it was.
L1R5: 10
L1R4: 7
eng: a1
hist: a2
math: b3
science: a1
com. humans: b3
chinese: a1
poa: a2
hmt: b3

omg.
omg.
are you kidding me?
nah, but i dint cry.
i watched others cry tho.
ham got hers. mama got hers. and cried.
huggs gg on.
tears flowing.
wow.
so this is what its like.
this is what o level is like.
emotional yes. but it has troughed and milled us over and over again.
despicable cycle.
hah. but it aint over yet.
we still have to make choices.
GAH!
but i wanna thank so many people.
my classmates. we mugged tgt yeah? and we dint write all those notes for nothing!
my teachers. YOU GUYS ROCK. dedication to the fullest extent.
my ah gong. cos i prayed to him. and he answered my prayers.

i'm ready for the next walk of life.
are you?

when i was just a little girl
i asked my mother
what would i be
will i be pretty
will i be rich
here's what she said to me

que sara sara
whatever will be will be
the future's not ours to see
que sara sara
what will be will be

soccer trng

i'm lovin' it!

pool/steam poot.

yesterday was chaotic.
i was caught up between ct outing, soccer and og outing.
i wanted to go for soccer so badly,
but hey- friends are more impt yeah? :D

okay, i lost.
big deal.
but it IS a big deal!
i lost to justina in pool= treating her to k student!
kam pui!
haha, i need to brush up on my pool skills sia.
all my shots tyco de. tsk tsk tsk.

rushed down to marina bay.
but something happened on the train.
major mood crasher.
BAH!

i always despised prawns.
but at marina, prawns touched my heart.
COS WE BOILED THE PRAWNS IN HOT WATER!
when they're alive and kicking.
poor prawns.
heh heh heh. (pun intended)

we also shared a fair amt of sick jokes, with ky and kevin being the biggest contributers.
haha, they crack me up.
*deep deep!*
LOL! :D inside joke.

eh wanqi, dont snatch from me leh! HAHAHA. she's mine!
lol. okay la. share la. half half.
to- justina, wanqi, huayhan, germs, ky and kevin.
thanks.

my last words.

ahem. for the past few days some people may have noticed my sudden change from noisy to un-noisy.
i'll tell you why- cos i'm starting to miss NY.
as i'm sitting here in the very spacious com lab now, i'm already missing the computer and keyboard.
and theres something that prickles me so- TODAY MAY VERY WELL BE MY LAST DAY AT NY.
that is, if DDAY is on mon.
i never regretted coming here, never regretted knowing my ny mates.
how can someone develop feelings for a school in less than two months? i dont know.
the cheers, the screams resounding in my head.
disco night fever, the ogls, my og, my class.
no, i musnt cry.
it's disgraceful.
but my heart sinks lower and lower as each day passes by.
my only consolation is that i've spent some good times with you guys.
NYJC.
it sounds so cheena.
actually, it isnt. it isnt at all.
it's fun, it's hip, it's like a third home.
of course my first home is my house and second being XMS.
i cannot imagine.
i cannot think.
i love the canteen stalls, sidap and soupy place owns.
(but seriously, vegeland and mix-in-a-bowl should just move to somewhere else.)
the green apple with fruit jelly on fridays.
soccer practice, with emiko and kiyoko.
justina.
she lights up my day.
i guess, my fate is sealed.
it's all been done.
if i really cant stay here, then so be it.
but i love ny and everything bout it, and a big THANK YOU to everyone by my side.
:D i'll give the good news hopefully yeah?